The Ladies Delight |
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by: Anonymous Format: Kindle Book Label: classic-ebook.com Manufacturer: classic-ebook.com Publication Date: June 06, 2010 Publisher: classic-ebook.com Studio: classic-ebook.com Editorial Review: Product Description: A classic in English literature. AS Nature hath been so very Indulgent to ye, as to stock your Gardens with Trees of the largest Growth, for which Reason ye are caress'd, whilst Men of less Parts, tho' in some Things more deserving, are laugh'd at, and excluded all Company. As all Infants, especially of the Female Sex, are much delighted with Fruit, so as their Years and other Appetites increase, no Wonder if that increases too. Both Men and Beasts have some-thing or another, for which they are esteem'd; so ye being in a particular manner Happy in this Talent, may securely laugh, while ye daily grow in the Ladies Favour, and spread your Branches over all the Kingdom: Many a hopeful Stick of Wood has been produc'd by this glorious Tree, who after they had piss'd their Estates against the Wall (as the good Housewives term it) have by the Strength of true Hibernian Prowess rais'd themselves to the Favour of some fair Virtuoso, and being by her plac'd in a HOT-BED, have been restor'd to their pristine Strength, and flourish'd again; and like true Heroes, not envying the busy World, have been content to spend the remainder of their Days in an obscure Nook of the World. Thus, Gentlemen, and as all Poets chuse the most Worthy to patronize their Works, I humbly offer ye the following Poem, and that you may still continue as ye now are; that your Trees may ever flourish, your Green-houses be secure, nor your young Plants be ever nipt in the Bud, and that you may ever stand against all Cracks, Storms, Tempests, and Eruptions, Is the hearty Wishes of Your's, --BOTANICUS Average Rating:
 Rating: - what is going on with these books?!?!ok so all of these childrens books continue to get put into the erotica section. why? these are books for KIDS not erotica so why are they in with the erotic novels. this problem needs to be fixed Rating: - what did i get?okay so this isnt an erotic novella like i was thought it would be. instead this is a simple stupid poem that makes no sense what-so-ever, and a letter in a brouge accent that talks about the difference between a man and a women. i hated this "novella"!! Browse for similar items by category: Click to Display |
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